Joke time

The boss's wife dropped in at his office and found him squatting on his haunches, taking a book from the bottom shelf. Quickly, she ripped off her clothes, tiptoed up behind him, wrapped her legs around his shoulders, dangled her bare boobs over his eyes, and asked, "Guess who?"

Her husband groaned, "Get back to your typewriter, Miss Gonzalez. You know it's not time for the coffee break yet!"