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Sunday, May 02, 2010

A few more Doctor jokes

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: Ninety dollars.

Patient: Ninety dollars for just a few minutes' work?
Dentist: I can do it slower if you like.

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"Doctor, am I going to die?"
"That's the last thing you're going to do."

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"Doctor, my fingers hurt. Do you think I should file my nails?"

"No, just throw them away."

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Patient: Doctor, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.

Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?

Patient: Ground pepper!

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