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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.

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A description of the perfect morning: You sit down to breakfast and your girlfriend's pic­ture is in Playboy, your son's picture is on the Wheaties box and your wife's picture is on the milk carton.
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Israeli police are conducting a house-to-house search for two men who pulled off a daring day­light train robbery. According to witnesses, the masked pair held passengers at gunpoint, then escaped with $7.50 in cash and $10,000,000 in pledges.

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