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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Jokes - 3 Dillies

In life it's not who you know that's important; it's how your wife found out.
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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?" a suspicious wife asked her husband.


"No, I can't," the husband replied. "I dis­tinctly remember taking my shirt off."

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter. He's not going to come anyway.

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