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Friday, May 12, 2006

Fun Images and Funny Business Signs

Fun Images: Big Girls





Humor: Business Signs

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Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"
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At a proctologist's door:"
To expedite your visit, please back in."
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On a plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:"
Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an electrician's truck:"
Let us remove your shorts."
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On a maternity room door:"
Push. Push. Push!"
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At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet- miss a car payment."
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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a restaurant window:"
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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